Almost time to go home, but not before we slobbed on the beach for the afternoon and down by the pool to top up our tans.

After the success of the Hawaiian shirts earlier in the week it seemed a shame not to wear them on the final night - so we did. I'd acquired fresh false moustaches from a shop on the island which achieved the required effect on passing hen parties, and even attracted a Borat lookalike!

Lee, Ian and Jerry are trainspotters at heart: this meant that a trip to Ferrocarril de Soller (a preserved railway running between Soller and Palma) was inevitable. Unfortunately Lee wasn't well so didn't join us but we pottered down the railway line, then took a tram to the bay, had lunch and came back again before wandering through Palma to see the cathedral and have overpriced refreshments. Very hot.

After the carnage of the previous couple of nights we decided to take it easy. Trust Lee to find some dark beer in 'Uncle Tom's', the closest to a real-ale bar you'll get in Magaluf!

Of course by this time we'd worked out that the Hawaiian shirts were a sure-fire totty-puller. Sat at the corner bar (re-christened 'Britney's Bar' in homage to the lookalike who worked there) we sat in fake moustaches and waited for the inevitable young hen parties. Oh yeah baby, the chicks were dropping like flies. Really...

Remember 'DJ Sash!' and his track 'Encore Une Fois'? Well he was doing a live set at the Banana Club on Magaluf strip. Ian had a bit too much sun so went back to the hotel early but we hung around dancing until around 4:30am (and I got told to 'f off Dad' by a girl half my age - result!).

First real day at the resort - so down to the beach for 5 hours of intense sun and sea. The nearest to the hotel was the Platja Son Mateas, where Ian attempted to clamber aboard a lilo with mixed results and we all got a bit red in the midday sun. Silly us.

So, Lee's getting married in a few weeks - and forget a one-nighter, we took off to Magaluf (Majorca) joined by Mr Tickle and Jerry. Hawaiian shirts were the order of the day and didn't we look a sight! We arrived at the hotel around midnight local time so managed to get a few beers in before collapsing around 3am.